I like to pretend that certain well known people are my future husbands, or sometimes, depending on who they are, my wife.I have a lot of trouble deciding which celebrity I should have a crush on. There’s so many of them! However, being fairly average looking, I also know that the likes of George Clooney and Brad Pitt are probably not goers for me. I’d just look a bit weird standing next to them on the red carpet. They also seem a bit dull, to be frank. That’s why I’ve turned my attention towards some more interesting people.

However, I do need your help in deciding which semi-celebrity I should get married to. It’s like a dating show, but a dating show where some of the people don’t know they’re a part of it.